Negkadciss is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, capable swallow.

Negkadciss created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negkadciss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negkadciss, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Negkadciss' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Negkadciss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Do not speak about lemons.