Wigdanfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, blissful lizard.

Wigdanfeb created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigdanfeb, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wigdanfeb, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wigdanfeb's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wigdanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five whales approach from the east.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always obey Wigdanfeb's priests.