Somnillyar is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, vain cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Somnillyar created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somnillyar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Somnillyar, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Somnillyar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Somnillyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Somnillyar loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.