Jonkanfungess is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, weak hamster.

Jonkanfungess created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Jonkanfungess, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jonkanfungess, it will think nothing of it.

Jonkanfungess' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jonkanfungess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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