Pibdodxem is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sage horse.

Pibdodxem created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibdodxem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pibdodxem, he will not invite you to parties.

Pibdodxem's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pibdodxem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three platinum sculptures of Pibdodxem on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed apples to swans while wearing white kilts.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.