Tunkomzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous mouse.

Tunkomzed created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunkomzed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tunkomzed, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tunkomzed's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tunkomzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.