Tinwignur is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unfair faun.

Tinwignur created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinwignur, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tinwignur, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tinwignur's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tinwignur's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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