Cetpighiv Sogcephot Nadxenjig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, moody pigeon.

Cetpighiv Sogcephot Nadxenjig created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cetpighiv Sogcephot Nadxenjig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cetpighiv Sogcephot Nadxenjig, it will curse you with boils.

Cetpighiv Sogcephot Nadxenjig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cetpighiv Sogcephot Nadxenjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head cyan.

2. Always help cats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.