Jambusbop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy squid.

Jambusbop created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambusbop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jambusbop, he will come to you in dreams.

Jambusbop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jambusbop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jambusbop on top of all buildings.
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