Benfasrul is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast grasshopper.

Benfasrul created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benfasrul, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Benfasrul, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Benfasrul's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Benfasrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Benfasrul loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.