Vinlimpogkap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, merciless weasel.

Vinlimpogkap created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vinlimpogkap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vinlimpogkap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vinlimpogkap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Vinlimpogkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Hide from magenta seals for they are unholy.