Gebnurzancit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing crane.

Gebnurzancit created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebnurzancit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gebnurzancit, it will not invite you to parties.

Gebnurzancit's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gebnurzancit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not kill shrews.