Jadnelqueeg is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective
tortoise.
Jadnelqueeg created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jadnelqueeg, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Jadnelqueeg, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Jadnelqueeg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Jadnelqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear gray clothing.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadnelqueeg.
3. You must love Jadnelqueeg.
4. Always help capybaras in need.
5. Retreat if seven aardvarks approach from the west.