Laddagyik is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, compassionate
butterfly.
Laddagyik created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Laddagyik, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Laddagyik, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Laddagyik's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Laddagyik's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick whales.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. You must pray to Laddagyik nine times a day.