Tonflancar is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciless frog.

Tonflancar created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonflancar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonflancar, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tonflancar's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tonflancar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tonflancar on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Pray towards the south.