Flatten is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent raccoon.

Flatten created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatten, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flatten, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flatten's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Flatten's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about cell theory.