Flatten is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent
raccoon.
Flatten created Africa eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flatten, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Flatten, it will refuse to believe in you.
Flatten's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Flatten's Holy Commandments1. Never write about black holes.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never talk about cell theory.