Nurlbepbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonourable rat.

Nurlbepbiss created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbepbiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurlbepbiss, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nurlbepbiss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nurlbepbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tortoises.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear violet trousers.