Ditbabbud is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, emotional
monkey.
Ditbabbud created a quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Ditbabbud, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Ditbabbud, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Ditbabbud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Ditbabbud's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not take Ditbabbud's name in vain.
4. Do not wear cyan clothing.
5. Hide from fawn moths for they are unholy.