Ditbabbud is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, emotional monkey.

Ditbabbud created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Ditbabbud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ditbabbud, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ditbabbud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ditbabbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Ditbabbud's name in vain.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Hide from fawn moths for they are unholy.