Donmobflis is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, idiotic hedgehog.

Donmobflis created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Donmobflis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Donmobflis, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Donmobflis' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Donmobflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Donmobflis loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink alcohol.