Titfabcit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise toad.

Titfabcit created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titfabcit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Titfabcit, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Titfabcit's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Titfabcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Pray towards the north.