Barnjonhabnullcapbud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring toad.

Barnjonhabnullcapbud created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnjonhabnullcapbud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Barnjonhabnullcapbud, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Barnjonhabnullcapbud's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Barnjonhabnullcapbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never paint your back pink.