Nullhithon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced goose.

Nullhithon created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nullhithon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nullhithon, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nullhithon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nullhithon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.