Xinnilflab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent butterfly.

Xinnilflab created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinnilflab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xinnilflab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Xinnilflab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Xinnilflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xinnilflab.

5. Do not stand on grass.