Dobtettiyaryam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful hare.

Dobtettiyaryam created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Dobtettiyaryam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dobtettiyaryam, she will send you a sign.

Dobtettiyaryam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dobtettiyaryam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.