Gebrotciss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow lion.

Gebrotciss created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gebrotciss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gebrotciss, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gebrotciss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gebrotciss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the north.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gebrotciss.

5. Worship no other gods but Gebrotciss.