Cabsascen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong owl.

Cabsascen created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cabsascen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cabsascen, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cabsascen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cabsascen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.