Bogpighug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating fly.

Bogpighug created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpighug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogpighug, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bogpighug's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bogpighug's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of great tits.

2. Bogpighug loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Hide if four whales approach from the north.