Ponfubrak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, annoying bat.

Ponfubrak created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Ponfubrak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ponfubrak, it will cry a lot.

Ponfubrak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ponfubrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never sing near birds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Ponfubrak first in all things.