Huglap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy snail.

Huglap created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huglap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Huglap, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Huglap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Huglap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat bread.