Fen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, emotional wolf.

Fen created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Fen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fen, he will come to you in dreams.

Fen's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fen on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed grapes to rats while wearing magenta trousers.