Cudfodyim Cudbombiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, slow narwhal.

Cudfodyim Cudbombiss created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Cudfodyim Cudbombiss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cudfodyim Cudbombiss, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cudfodyim Cudbombiss' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cudfodyim Cudbombiss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.