Stikdotril is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, kind coyote.

Stikdotril created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdotril, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stikdotril, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stikdotril's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Stikdotril's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to bats while wearing purple tights.

2. Run away if three nematodes approach from the south.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.