Dosstifarm is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, blissful dragon.

Dosstifarm created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dosstifarm, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dosstifarm, it will ignore you.

Dosstifarm's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dosstifarm's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Always obey Dosstifarm's priests.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Dosstifarm must be the most important thing in your life.