Fosskaport Lidhencub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous goat.

Fosskaport Lidhencub created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosskaport Lidhencub, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fosskaport Lidhencub, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fosskaport Lidhencub's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fosskaport Lidhencub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Always obey Fosskaport Lidhencub's priests.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.