Cembusgess is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless hare.

Cembusgess created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cembusgess, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cembusgess, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cembusgess' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cembusgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never sing in the presence of snails.

3. Cembusgess must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide from blue sheep for they are unholy.

5. Never laugh near pigs.