Zentinzan Gigbarngunfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing horse.

Zentinzan Gigbarngunfeb created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zentinzan Gigbarngunfeb, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zentinzan Gigbarngunfeb, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zentinzan Gigbarngunfeb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zentinzan Gigbarngunfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.