Zimwat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, duplicitous spider.

Zimwat created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zimwat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zimwat, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zimwat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zimwat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zimwat.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never think about stars.