Jarnbonkpas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, irritating wyrm.

Jarnbonkpas created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbonkpas, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jarnbonkpas, it will turn you into a slug.

Jarnbonkpas' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jarnbonkpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Run away if eight geese approach from the south.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Retreat if six cats approach from the north.

5. Never wear coats.