Dodtafgarlenpibster is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, confident fly.

Dodtafgarlenpibster created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtafgarlenpibster, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodtafgarlenpibster, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dodtafgarlenpibster's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dodtafgarlenpibster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide if five eagles approach from the east.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dodtafgarlenpibster.