Vagfasgab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, loving chinchilla.

Vagfasgab created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vagfasgab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vagfasgab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Vagfasgab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vagfasgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Vagfasgab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never sit near capybaras.

5. Hide from mauve otters for they are unholy.