Stafstanbom Caprawarn Davspaglun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful camel.

Stafstanbom Caprawarn Davspaglun created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafstanbom Caprawarn Davspaglun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stafstanbom Caprawarn Davspaglun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stafstanbom Caprawarn Davspaglun's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Stafstanbom Caprawarn Davspaglun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Fast once a month.