Abyatveg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awesome porpoise.

Abyatveg created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abyatveg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Abyatveg, it will not care.

Abyatveg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Abyatveg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Abyatveg six times a day.