Fitlipgod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical dugong.

Fitlipgod created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitlipgod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fitlipgod, it will turn you into a rock.

Fitlipgod's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fitlipgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away from magenta snakes, for they are unholy.