Catbintik is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, competent armadillo.

Catbintik created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catbintik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Catbintik, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Catbintik's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Catbintik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never mention otters.