Cad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered eagle.

Cad created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cad.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Cad on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never sing in the presence of goats.