Milshavomin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, pitiless warg.

Milshavomin created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Milshavomin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Milshavomin, she will turn you into a plant.

Milshavomin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Milshavomin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never feed bread to geese while wearing brown ear rings.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.