Sadfatkenrul is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent deer.

Sadfatkenrul created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadfatkenrul, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sadfatkenrul, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sadfatkenrul's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sadfatkenrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.