Dibbetbossfetgeplitrap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tiresome fairy.

Dibbetbossfetgeplitrap created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Dibbetbossfetgeplitrap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dibbetbossfetgeplitrap, he will turn you into a tree.

Dibbetbossfetgeplitrap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dibbetbossfetgeplitrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near badgers.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.