Ruttsisban is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil human.

Ruttsisban created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsisban, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ruttsisban, it will curse you with boils.

Ruttsisban's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ruttsisban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.