Baddosscad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic deer.

Baddosscad created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Baddosscad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Baddosscad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Baddosscad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Baddosscad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Run away if seven birds approach from the west.

3. Baddosscad loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. You must pray to Baddosscad five times a day.